On Love

"People can get love easy--it's called ecstasy. But you can't fuck love or ecstasy, even if it's pure."

Friday Night Acid Test

"If I am not going to shut the fuck up at least I do it quietly."

"The name is Fro-Hickie you punk ass!" (X-Files)

"Are you dead and facing east?"

"All roads lead to X-Files."

PAW in the LBC

"I been about green!"

"Those girls are gonna get gangraped by some spoken word ruffians."

"Oh, to be young and on acid."

"Are you a lesbian? No? I swore I smelled pussy on you."

Hookers & Johns Party

"There is nothing more demeaning than pulling a condom out of your ass."

"He doesn't know I have a degree in deepthroat."

"They are going to take a dump on my taco but I don't care-- at least it's crispy"

"I started my rag today so if anyone wants to floss with my tampon..."

"So you borrowed $50 dollars from your mom to make a business card; that don't mean you're shit!"

It's a Boy

"Is it a boy? But he likes to suck dick just like his daddy."

random

"Do you see how angry that makes people when you spit bloody razor blades in their face?"

Coachella Message Board

Jane, here's the thing: when I eat pussy, the pussy stays ate. It doesn't go back to its boyfriend. It follows me around like a puppy in the pound, whimpering for me to adopt it. Would you like some tips?