talking at the water cooler

"Black Reign is about to be black balled in this bitch!"

"Young men have a tendency to have Jack-rabbit sex. I already have tendinitis; don't hurt me."

Halitosis

"And I was like: 'Great! Now my dick is gonna smell like pesto.'"

sobriety check

"Do too many twizzlers give you a yeast infection?"

Joke told: "Why don't black people dream anymore? The last one that did got shot."

"S-H-I-T-E-H-E-D"

"Have you seen Palindrome? I will seriously make her have an abortion and fuck up her reproductive organs."

"Do threesomes count as one?"


conversation ender--
1: "I wanted a change of pace."
2: "Take it up the ass next week then."

Romance

Nobody makes me hard but you.

Gems from One Blog

"...it was like you got served but you got line danced."

"...this place was so straight ..it was kind of gay."

"...did i mentioned drinks served in a fish bowl cause that's the classiest thing i've seen in a while."


He will be so thrilled to see himself quoted! http://austensoco.blogspot.com/ read his blog!