On Love

"People can get love easy--it's called ecstasy. But you can't fuck love or ecstasy, even if it's pure."

Friday Night Acid Test

"If I am not going to shut the fuck up at least I do it quietly."

"The name is Fro-Hickie you punk ass!" (X-Files)

"Are you dead and facing east?"

"All roads lead to X-Files."

PAW in the LBC

"I been about green!"

"Those girls are gonna get gangraped by some spoken word ruffians."

"Oh, to be young and on acid."

"Are you a lesbian? No? I swore I smelled pussy on you."

Hookers & Johns Party

"There is nothing more demeaning than pulling a condom out of your ass."

"He doesn't know I have a degree in deepthroat."

"They are going to take a dump on my taco but I don't care-- at least it's crispy"

"I started my rag today so if anyone wants to floss with my tampon..."

"So you borrowed $50 dollars from your mom to make a business card; that don't mean you're shit!"

It's a Boy

"Is it a boy? But he likes to suck dick just like his daddy."

random

"Do you see how angry that makes people when you spit bloody razor blades in their face?"