Sunday, April 20, 2008

sobriety check

"Do too many twizzlers give you a yeast infection?"

Joke told: "Why don't black people dream anymore? The last one that did got shot."

"S-H-I-T-E-H-E-D"

"Have you seen Palindrome? I will seriously make her have an abortion and fuck up her reproductive organs."

"Do threesomes count as one?"


conversation ender--
1: "I wanted a change of pace."
2: "Take it up the ass next week then."

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